SHORT VERSION: After three years of bullshit, I’m filming my own comedy special. It’s on April 16th (6:30 pm & 9 pm). TICKETS ARE SOLD-OUT FOR THIS PERFORMANCE. LONG VERSION: Just before Christmas, Matt caught me staring at a bowl of clementines.  “What’s wrong with you?” he asked.  “I don’t know what this is?” I […]

In 1994, I sat in the desk beside Jen Squires, turned to her and said, “Do you got any cheese?” This was my Urkel-ice-breaker and a sure fire way to make new friends. Jen laughed right back in my face and has never let me forget my first words to her. Who would have thought that 17 […]