Thank you everyone for your overwhelming response to ‘Operation Clementine,’ which has been read over 1500 times. Totally unexpected. Instead of crowdfunding or doing a large donor appeal… here’s my simple ask: purchase a ticket in advance for either the 6:30 pm or the 9 pm show (or both). In return, not only will you see […]

SHORT VERSION: After three years of bullshit, I’m filming my own comedy special. It’s on April 16th (6:30 pm & 9 pm). TICKETS ARE SOLD-OUT FOR THIS PERFORMANCE. LONG VERSION: Just before Christmas, Matt caught me staring at a bowl of clementines.  “What’s wrong with you?” he asked.  “I don’t know what this is?” I […]